Weapongod30's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hey, You're In My Seat!]

Schweet!

This was, I must say, full of awesomeness, I'm glad you made it, gave me a few laughs, anyways, Keep on making flash like this, you'll be big in no time!

[Genesis Legend of the Kao]

Zeroes don't mean I don't like it!

The only reason I voted zero was because nothing happened on my screen, all there was, was a background, with music playing, and a ring revolving in the lower right-hand part of the screen, which did nothing when I clicked it. I'll try a few more times, I don't know what the problem is, seeing as everybody else seemed to enjoy it...

[Full Metal Sonic]

Schweet.

This is really good combination, and despite what I thought at first, they worked well together. Anyways, this was good, keep on makin em'

[Ultimate Prophet EP 1]

Cokeheads!!!

You wasted three fucking minutes of my goddamn life, this wasn't anything, it was just two fucking commercials, and jackassed teaser that still sucked. What are you guys on, speed, heroin, crack, weed, and oregeno all at the same time? This should be a movie that gives me the rush eqivalent to having sex with a ninja-samurai on a plane that is both being shot at by F-16s, and is crashing into a mining site with 7 megatons of TNT about to go off with a MOTHER-FUCKING VOLCANO TO MY LEFT, A TORNADO TO MY RIGHT, AN AVALANCHE AHEAD OF ME, AND A GODDAMN HURRICANE BEHIND ME!!

[hitchHiker: part Two]

Schweet.

This is a really well made flash, although it wasn't violent, there were plenty of times that I thought there would be, so that makes up for it, accually, it was nice to see a flash without violence, seeing as alot of them do, well keep on makin 'em!

[Star Wars: Rebel Alliance]

Loved it.

That movie rocked!!!! Keep shelling out good ones like this, and you'll be the next legendary frog in no time!

[Pass the lightsaber]

Crap, shit, need i say more???

First of all, i am 13, and dont pull any of the crap you did on that other guy, then you are a complete dumbass, and that is not good.
While I have not created flash, I have reviewed and watched enough good and bad ones to know which flash kicks ass, and which ones suck ass, this one, unfortunately falls into the latter category. First of all, ther was only the lightsaber and background music, i mean come on, add more sound, the guy getting pushed didnt make any sound whatsoever. Second, the animation was mediocre all the way through, and third, it was very, very redundant, i watched the same thing all the fucking way through, guy getting chopped here, getting chopped there...make more variety. I dont mean to sound like a harsh criticist, and I think you authors are completely capable of making good flash, but I would have to say, this doesn't represent you very well, if at all. Try again next time, maybe it will be better.
(P.S. Don't get P'Oed at bad/offensive reviews, take their advice and try to work it in on your next flash, or if that doesn't work, think of it as harsh, constructive, critisism, and don't play the big, bad, I'm 15, older, and better-than-you routine, ok, try again next time)

[Ultimate Prophet Teaser]

Kinda a let down

Sorry, I have to give this low because the trailer was crap, it wasn't long enogh and I only got a taste of your photo shop skills not flash animation skills. So when the real thing comes out then I'll happilly watch it!

ultimateprophet69 responds:

Er... it wan't photo shop.